Cake or Bed?

Which would you choose?

A HUSBAND WAS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTED, “HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?  IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.”

HE LOOKED AT HER AND SAID ANGRILY, “FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ‘GE’ WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.”

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, “WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT DOESN’T CLOSE RIGHT. “ TO WHICH HE REPLIED, “FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ‘WESTINGHOUSE’ WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?   I DON’T THINK SO.”

“FINE,.” SHE SAID “THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.”

I’M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX STEPS.”  HE SAID, “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE  ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.”

“I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I’M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!”  SO HE WENT TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTED TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.

WHEN HE SWAGGERED IN ON HIS RETURN FROM THE BAR, HE NOTICED THAT THE THE FRONT STEPS WEREN’T CREAKING, THE HALL LIGHT WAS WORKING.  AS HE WENT TO TO GET ANOTHER BEER, HE NOTICED THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.   “HONEY,” HE ASKS, “HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED?”

SHE SAID, “WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.  HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.”

HER HUSBAND SAID; “SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?”

SHE REPLIED,  HELLOOOOO….

“DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?  I DON’T THINK SO!”

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2 thoughts on “Cake or Bed?

  1. You have to learn to do it all for your own selves – or find a reasonable handyman to get along in life…don’t count on friends who are handy either – it often is the wrong way to go I have found.

  2. Beachgal, I so agree. I’m luck to have a built-in handyman, but he works on HIS schedule IF he is going to do it.

    I so hope you’re feeling better and I definitely want you to come back ON YOUR OWN TIME!

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